I like to think of myself as a profesional drinker, so I should know better than to drink on an empty stomach. Well that’s exactly what I did last friday… I had my usual 2 beers and two 6 oz glasses of Crown Royal which in normal times just makes me feel good. This time, half way throught watching “Beer Fest” I felt that nauseating feeling of my head spinning or maybe it was the room, in either case I passed out on my chick who was none to pleased. My girl was in heat due to that ovulating time of the month and practically forced me the next morning to do her.
Remember kids, if you’re going to do any major drinking make sure your tummy is full of wholesome greasy goodness or people will point and laugh at what a cheap drunk you are.

Here’s some chicks I wouldn’t mind getting drunk with

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